If you’ve ever been bored on an airplane, you’ve probably noticed the ubiquitous, ridiculous in-flight catalog SkyMall tucked in your seat pocket. From the items listed in the mecca of weird, ripped-from-infomercial products, my younger brother formulated a list of potential DJ names:
- DJ Adjustable Laser Dome
- DJ Pet Anxiety
- DJ Bashful Yeti
- DJ Extreme Mahogany Wasp Infestation
- DJ Volatile Follicle
- DJ Math Clock
- DJ Ludicrous Family Tree
- DJ Sufficiently Homeless
- DJ Beverage Shorts
- DJ YOU GOT A TOASTER, BRO!?!?!
- DJ Plentiful Moose
- DJ Fireproof/Waterproof